Oven Defect

It came out today that Hasbro has recalled 1 million of those Easy Bake Ovens due to a defect that injured hundreds of children. The partners have been meddling with the hope of jump-starting a class action law suit. I've been meddling with the idea of telling everyone how I caught one of the other interns, Gordon, playing with an Easy Bake Oven down in the file room. Hopefully they'll ask him to test all of the defective Easy Bake Ovens. That'll keep him out of the office for a while. When he denies using an Easy Bake Oven I'll happily point out all the brownies I've cleverly planted around his workspace. On second thought, I think I'd rather sit in a warehouse and play with those oven's myself. It'll sure beat sitting here in the office and staring at the ceiling.