I have nipples Greg... Can you milk me?

There's a standard array of coffee flavors available in those single serve pods. We all know them, well. Colombian Supremo (Supremo is misleading), Hazelnut (somewhat likable), French Vanilla (for those who pretend they're coffee drinkers, mostly single parents who seek every opportunity to be involved in a social encounter. Sadly, I have been caught in a few), and Vermont Country Blend Decaff (sounds and tastes incredible up until the point you pass-the-fuck out from a lack of caffeine).

Today, however, Wild Mountain Blueberry paid a special visit. I have never seen this flavor before. It intrigues me. I'm so fuckin bored out of my mind. I shall conduct a taste test of this new flavor and compare it to the old flavors. The final report will be posted by the end of business and I will make sure to charged the appropriate clients.